{"product_id":"antique-mega-bi-colour-hayseed-14","title":"Antique Mega Bi-Colour Hayseed (14\")","description":"\u003cp\u003eI would really like to use some choice expletives here right now but let us keep this PG. HOLY COW. You need to have this in your hand to truly get this but the feel of this is TRULY UNREAL. If there is anything about this chain that looks dainty to you, let me tell you that will be dispelled when she arrives with you because she is a dense and hefty chunk of honey. The hayseed links - they just don't make them like that anymore - each one made of thick THICK wire, hand formed and soldered perfectly to create a completely solid impeccable chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI may actually expire from my excitement over the bi-colour design. Anything bi-colour is my kryptonite. The chain is fully original and features a perfect dog clip and bolt clasp (the bolt clasp doesn't open and is decoration). \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's certainly on the short side; a choker for the swan necked amongst us (it could never be me) or just squealing out to be clasped to a sexy little extender, bracelet or second chain to make something delicious, creative and cool. Or double wrap her for the most exceptional bracelet this side of the moon. DIVINE. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"trashlobster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42415222653015,"sku":"251872","price":2185.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/6677\/1799\/files\/Photo_04-12-2025_14_05_45.jpg?v=1765983080","url":"https:\/\/trashlobster.com\/products\/antique-mega-bi-colour-hayseed-14","provider":"trashlobster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}